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this is my alternative to venting anger, because my friend cannot be there...

So if you have not been reading my blog... there is an obnoxious person living in this house and I am utterly mad and angry at his obnoxiousness.

Firstly, I am fed up with this obnoxious person whom I shall name Asshole. I was searching for my batteries to replace in my mp3 player... I was rummaging my room to find nothing...I am definite that asshole took my batteries which are still fresh and not taken out of the packaging... why am i so sure? Asshole was trying to copy my actions to rearrange the furnitures in his room. He bough so much rubbish and crap and felt that he is actually beautifying his room when it's actually looking like pile of shit. Of course, asshole also been having problems with everything that's going right in his room. So he smash things until it goes wrong and then complains and then takes things from my room which have nothing wrong and then never tells me. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

Secondly, I wanted to have dinner, but apparently Asshole's relatives are having dinner and I am fed up with them as well because they are FUCKING ANNOYING. They talk all friendly and idiotic. They don't unlock toilet door after using and when I forgot to unlock the door, they knock on my door non stop and ask me to open it for them like I am their housemaid. FUCK OFF! Aside from that, I am going to cuss on Asshole some more. So here is the deal, I purposely waited until assholes' relatives to finish eating before having my dinner which is like fucking cheap Steamboat. Don't get be fooled with the big title, the only ingredients in it are mushrooms, chicken bones and leaves. And it wasn't even finger licking good. It was some what drinking water with salt. So I found out they finished eating, and then i come out to eat and foung asshole and girlfriend eating crap. not it, but it looks like it. And I hate it when I do things and they are there. They are the worst couple that God can ever make, wait asshole is the worst human being that God created. So I came out, and the relatives are being annoying asshole and talk idiot, and asshole joined in and talks crap with crap in his fucking mouth. It annoys me. I am already at my boiling point but my boiling point is indefinite. So I just sat there and watched the steamboat boils. Then Asshole and girlfriend talk all crap and disgusting and drove me away. Then he shouted at me because I left the steamboat and said it was boiling and I am wasting gas. I came and opened the steam boat for him to see and it was not even bubbling... FUCK YOU! then he talks all crap about money and wasting gas and I was like... Hey I paid a tonne of money to stay at this place, and probably pays about half of the utilities per month. What are you talking bullshit about wasting money when it's my money you are sucking away with all the crap that you buys and uglify the house. So I just sat there waiting for the steamboat to boil. I just couldn't stand to breath the same as asshole, I just bite into the half raw food cheap food. And then he talked all bullshit again... I seriously, could not stand his fucking presesence. It's worse than a demon.

While I eat the cheap dinner. He is apparently still eating crap. And guess what? right behind asshole is a white board that he wrote...

NOW: 109 KG
1 month :95KG

1)swim more
2)eat less
3)sweat more

Guess what, he apparently erased his weights because he has shame not to publicly announce to his relatives that he is FUCKING FAT. Asshole doesn't have to write it when it is shown from his fucking round physique. And his strategies are not working out. Firstly... Asshole swims only for 5 minutes once a fortnightly and he expects to be 95kg.... And his other exercises includes jumping around the house while playing Wii, having sex and eating. And with that, brings us to his second failed strategy. Indeed he eats less... rice. He eats rice like a girl... just a palm size. And a hell lot of fatty stuff. Meat of all kinds, oil, butter, oil and more oil. I cannot even believe he thinks that will work the same way. Aside from that, he eats tonnes of junk food of all variety... chocolates, sugar, sweet things, oil, sugar, chocolates, salt, salt, salt. Just waiting one day when he finally sees what he puts in his mouth does to his health and then it's too late to cure... And comes third... Sweat more... Indeed, he is sweating... like an animal. and he covers them with a litre of fragrance. Yea mixing sweat with perfume really makes you appealing... 95 KG and look like a man? more so in a million years.

SO IN CONCLUSION. ASSHOLES SHOULD DIE IN 2012. along with everything that should die in 2012. FUCK YOU!







something random, I just realised that blogger limits my posts to only 200... so probably my ols posts like a year ago would have disappeared and vanished forever... so I am thinking of moving to another host for my blog... anyway that's besides the point...

Today was the first day of school after all the PW pressure period... Had lessons -- sort of -- GP was boring, another games moment, then there was Math which started out confusing, but i got back on the train... Then econs which is extremely tough having to listen to the annoying nagging voice of the lecturer...

Finally today was judgment day and it was nerve wrecking as hell... Every one is worried if they are going to get promoted, or retained, get to keep their 4 H2s or simply change their ntire subject combinations... So we were all gathered in 2 separate lecture theatres, ours was held in the largest theatre and it was crowded as hell, there are people sitting on the steps and every where else... it was more than full house...

The whole process started out with announcements for the future plans for the school... Orientation, get high sessions which are never what we think they should be, school open house and Facebook fan page for the school... whatever it is, they are not interesting...

then we got to serious things... award ceremonies for the honour roll, the group of nerds whom the whole cohort wish to be one... Then moving forward to the most improved list which kind of shocked me, really shocked me... I was one of them... I really had no clue entirely... I think this most improved thing is bogus because i believe the people on that list are those who did not attend the mid year exams due to quarantines... I was one of them... so practically i got that award for taking the promos... the principal shook my hands and said "congratulations", when in actualy fact he should've said "Congratulations for taking the promotional examinations which is practically your first full set of examinations, here is $20 voucher to spend on flight tickets and run away during the mid years and come back and get quarantine, then you can get most improved again for the prelims and get another $20 vouchers"

Finally, it came. The moment of truth came. The results slip are finally going to land in our hands and decide our destiny and future... when everyone got their slip, none were too happy. though there should be cheers but the overall results was bad. not saying that everyone did very well, there are people who got retained which is really sad because we jsut started to get to know each other and now we are going to say goodbye... then there are those who had to drop subjects because apparently the school requires 4 h2s to get average Cs... some of them really did well for certain subjects but otherwise for the rest, that really sucks... not only arent we not going to see our classmates who are retained, but no longer together for most of the subjects...

I was one of the lucky ones. I got promoted, my ranking points improved by 41 because i took the promos and I just managed to maintain my 4 H2s because apparently my Mathematics got an A and it can share 2 grades with other subjects... which is really helpful for my economics and biology... but again at the same time, i keep having this nagging voice in my head that tells me that i do not deserve to keep my 4 H2s because i barely survived it... then again another voice keeps encouraging me to hold on to it because looking at the O levels, my biology and humanities was failing badly while preparing for the O's, but eventually i got As for both... maybe a miracle will do the same for the A levels... anyway, it think i shall learn to survive for the coming year... God bless my soul... oh wait, Buddha...

T

It's your lucky day today, it's time for your second dose of Summary in 10...

Summary in 10 (Chalet Edition) + 5 more

1) We blew off steam from all the PW pressure by spending nights at a chalet. Who ever came up with this plan must have worked their tooshies off because it went well, i think...

2) everybody went their separate ways to pack up their things before meeting up with one another at various locations--> 1) AMK 2)City Hall 3)Pasir Ris 4)Costa Sands, slowly the group grew larger and people are worried about their nights without comfort...

3) had lunch at pasir ris White Sands mall. The first time i been there and while everyone had meals, i had desserts instead. I regretted having it because the auntie was really inexperience in serving desserts, the ice was hard as blocks and the taste was bland... Red ruby is one of my favorite desserts, and that experience totally sucked...

4) Shopped for snacks and then separated our ways again, while others walked to the chalet, i decided to go there on a bus with the girls... and it sucked again because everyone had their heavy dangles dumped on me...

5) reached the chalet and first and only thing we did is gamble-ish... the games without money... Tai-ti, Black jack, mah jong are just a few to name... It rained and kinda ruined our plans to do anything...

6) got screwed up really badly because they found out the 4th cubicle... haha... i was badly bruised because they hated me so much and tried to pull me out of the chalet... but my resistance was strong and once again my power prevails...

7) Had to go home because the next day had to go for CCA... bad choices I and she made... decided to wait for a bus which has ended its service for the day for 45 minutes, we gave up and made a run -- sort of -- for the MRT station only to be saddened by the marquee that spells "train service has ended". We almost ran out of hope... but hope hasn't stopped because buses still roll out of the interchange... and we made it for the last bus to Bishan... which is so freaking cold, don't they have brains not to set the aircon too cold when at night or when it's practically empty???

8) came back to the chalet by myself after CCA, with another cca mate. took the same bus that took me home the previous night... and it took longer... I wanted to get a nap on the bus but it's so uncomfortable and crowded and made it uneasy for me to lay my head and sleep...

9) the guys just begun barbeque-ing their dinner and they told me of all their fun activities which i missed because of the CCA... sucks to miss the half of the chalet... I did some barbeque and did really nice looking and tasting satays, first time i think that i did not ruin a barbeque... i am so proud of myself...

10) night time was terrible... so the rest of the people went to watch 2012 which is close to 3 hours long... so i and some others who did not go to watch did some boring stuff and got the bed to ourselves... only to our dismay that when they come home, they made so much commotion that woke us up... then they quarrelled over the bed, where to sleep, how who why... I was so fed up that i decided to get out of the bed to give to the girls and slept downstairs with some other unlucky people... My back hurts from having poor sleeping posture... but i'm fine now...

BONUS:
11) those downstairs did some ridiculous stuff before sleeping... watched Paranormal Activity, facebooked, listened to music, watched the contender asia and witnessed people who snucked home at dawn...

12) first to wake up and saw really awkward stuff going on... haha someone woke up from bad nightmare... he practically popped up from sleep, told him not to watch PA before sleep..

13) did some cleaning up, watched morning scenery, smelled the morning air and bad romance playing from next door... watched Rachel Ray and some other morning shows... ooh... Ms world 2008 is funny...

14) went home, not... some decided to grab grubs before going home... I had to spend my last bucks on a not so nice food place... the uniform sucks, the service sucks, the food was that great... haiz... i should get refund

15) reached home at 2 and immediately took shower and dropped on my bed and slept for an hour, to wake up with a throbbing headache...

T

Awesome, I am bringing back summary in 10. AS you might have known, my life in the past month has been sucked out by PW, and in 10, i will summarise my non-life.

1) WR finally got done after almost 6+ months of doing, correcting, and everything else... only to know that there are some typos in it after it was finalised... God damn it, hope the teachers don't realise it, and it doesnt cost our chances of doing well in PW

2) Slackest group in PW history finally got on our game when OP was approaching. OP slides, OP script, our model and rehearsals, so much things to do in a month for Gaia...

3) OP rehearsals was tough when there are so many things to take notice of... the group was trying so hard to keep our respective presentation parts well below 5 minutes, but who knows how hard is it to squeeze so much information in 5 minutes... thankfully, it actually came about on the day itself, every one did it less than 5 minutes each...

4) OP model was nice when we finished it, but as the days go, and the more rehearsals we do, the trees are coming off and tearing apart, but it looked manageable on the day itself... and we got compliments for the model that was falling apart.

5) everyone felt the pressure of OP and are acting weird. Moods are going around, illness floats in the air, crazy-s are what people are doing... so many things that happened and people don't even notice it....

6) OP day was interesting, we had assessors, one we knew another is a bitch. Bitch is crazy during our presentation and annoying... there was nothing nice i could say to her... and bitch wasnt good looking either, nothing to distract us from her crazy

7) not to be rude and arrogant, but we have to say, overall our group faired the best compared to the other 2 in the room. our slides looked the most organised, our presentation did fairly well, and so was our QnA.

8) At 11am on 12 November marked the end of PW for now and possibly ever. At the moment when we left the venue, I felt light headed and my entire life rushed into my body. It felt really good and I really missed my life...

9) After PW, what's better than to celebrate? Indeed everyone did exactly that and the celebration was different for everyone. Our Class decided to have a chalet... Sorry not the kelong one, this chalet was the type a normal person would want to go to...

10) when PW ends, it kind of misleads people that school ends... YOU ARE WRONG!!! the school won't let us off that easily, we have lessons to attend and guess what, we have tests approaching when new year arrives... SCREW YOU!!!

T